The Fig Tree
(7/10) I've just eaten a stunning piece of lamb. It was beautifully tender, deliciously pink, but with a seared crust packed with flavour. Sadly this is the one I cooked myself for tea tonight, not the one I paid £16 for in The Fig Tree last night.
Let's be clear - opening a new restaurant is not easy. Chefs will evaporate the day before opening, waiting staff will turn out to be butter-fingered, and the builders will charge twice what they promised and finish a week after you open. So we should applaud the owners of Penarth's popular Foxy's deli just for getting a hot meal to our plates in reasonable time and without organisational carnage. They've done quite a few things right as well. The interior is classy without being fussy, there's the added entertainment of the chefs sweating away in an open kitchen, and the menu has been compiled with some attention to a variety of tastes and prices (although I really don't need a list of food options and prices to be labelled 'the menu....' in large letters). If there's one teething problem it's the Siberian gale which blows through the lower level, apparently issuing from hopelessly fitted doors and a suspicious key hole. So make sure to wear your thermals, and ideally take a duvet (this was only September as well).
A dodgy door is easily forgiven. Some uninspiring food is more of a killer. There are some high points, such as the sizable pear and walnut tart on the starter menu, and a main course of shredded pork which had received some very loving attention in the kitchen and showed it. However, a lot of the rest was, well, boring. The sweet potato soup had pretentions to grandeur with its foam but failed to match sophisticated style with sophisticated taste. And the warm black pudding was pleasant, but could have done with some more oomph in the spice department. Puddings were very dull indeed, totally lacking in any contrast on the plate. The chocolate brownie was really just a sweet chocolate sponge, with a sweet creme Anglaise, and a very sweet chocolate goo. It was crying out for some nuttiness, or perhaps a bitterness in the chocolate topping.
And so to that lamb, which promised the indulgence and artistry of a rack with fondant potatoes and celeriac puree. The potatoes were good enough, and I could cope with the over-creamed and under-seasoned puree, but the lamb was a crushing disappointment. Pink is great, but a well-cooked lamb shouldn't be this tough to cut, this chewy, this fatty. Much of it was on the point of raw, and even that could have been excused if it tasted stunning. But it didn't. And it really isn't that hard to convert good quality local meat to a treat on the plate. Believe me. I've just cooked one to prove it.
We shouldn't be too harsh. The Fig Tree seems to be popular, at least at weekends, and it's being run with the best of intentions and a good dose of hard graft. But there was nothing to make me excited, nothing to make me run out and tell all my friends to go there. And definitely nothing to make me stop cooking my own lamb rather than paying someone else to do it.
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I have now visited The Fig Tree Penarth on The Esplannade in Penarth 5 times and have not been dissapointed. I have been with friends, family and grandchildren and have had the BEST experience of any restaurant in Penarth yet ( and I have lived here 18 years ). I think what outsiders do not " get " is that this restauarnt prepares all your meals on the premises, the chef vists the markets every morning and chooses the freshest vegetables and sets out the menu accordingly. Over the last few years Penarth residents have done nothing but moan and complain to the council and the paper about the state of the seafront, yet when someone decides to do something about it,There is always someone ready to bring them down. I can guarantee this so called restaurant re-viwer has NEVER run his own business and is never likely to. Can I also mention I have since visited 3 other places Tea and biscuits has re - viewed out of curiosity and have thoroughly enjoyed our meals.**** WARNING PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THE REVIEWS OF THIS WEBSITE SERIUOSLY AND TRY PLACES OUT FOR
YOUR SELF.**********
P.S i AM NOT IN WAY CONNECTED TO ANY OF THESE EATING PLACES.
THANK YOU AND BEWARE OF TEA AND BISCUITS ................
Thanks for your comments MrsChief
You know we really should get married of course?
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